Ohio State BuckeyesTerrelle "Don't Call Me Richard" Pryor leads the Fuckeyes into the 2010 season, and the Columbus faithful have higher expectations than me on a Friday night after I down a six-pack of Michelob Ultras and three Viagras! I'm a man! I'm horny! Quite frankly, the Ohio State Buckeyes are nothing but a bunch of fuckin slow pokes! Is that Jim Tressel or Rick fuckin Moranis, because these faggots must share the same playbook with the Little Giants! What a bunch of losers! You say thank you, I say please! Tressel sits down when he pees! There's no doubt in my mind that this roster full of jerkoffs sit indian style in team meetings! It doesn't get any more flamboyant than that! Seriously, try sitting fuckin indian-style when you have three legs! It ain't easy!!!!!!!!!! Does Pryor have Heisman aspirations? Sure he fuckin does! Who doesn't? Gimme a break, Terrelle! I wanna fuck Angie Dickinson, let's see what happens first! Tell Jimmy Tressel to loosen the fuck up, too! What's with the stale bowtie? Shit, Tressel is so fuckin tight, that he makes Hannah Storm's clothes look looser than Phoenix Marie's twat!
Player To Watch: QB Terrelle Pryor. Terrelle is tired of being called an athlete, and now wants to be referred to as a quarterback. Earth to Terrelle, nobody cares!!!!!!!!
The Buckeyes open up the Horseshoe tomorrow night versus Matthew McConaughey and the Marshall Thundering Herd.
November 20th is the date to remember for Fuckeye fans, as Tressel and his highwaters travel to Iowa to face the Hawkeyes in a crucial, late-season Big 10 matchup.
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