COLLEGE FOOTBALL PREVIEW #4

North Carolina Tar Heels

Wow, that girl in the top photo is just a bad girl... Just a dirty, dirty little ocelot. Speaking of dirty, how about the UNC Tar Heels football program? I have taken some serious heat for picking UNC here and you know what? I don't give a shit what you think... Not you, not that pussy John Travolta, not anybody, and this is why... Nine returning starters on a defense that was one of the most dominant in the country last year, couple that with a senior QB and this prick smells used tampons in the water and so does Quan Sturdivant and the rest of the UNC D. We predict a strong ACC in these rankings and UNC is clearly the cream of that crop... Did you know six Tar Heels considered joining the NFL ranks at the end of last season before returning to school and all of them were projected in the first two rounds??? I think we all know what this means. Butch Davis paid players at Miami and he is doing it again at UNC. Now I went out on a limb picking UNC at #4 and I have already taken some lumps considering the recent decision to suspend First Team All Prick DT Marvin Austin indefinitely. I now make a solemn promise to Marvin that we will get you out of this mess, Al Sharpton and myself are boarding the fucking PrickExpress and heading to Chapel Hill to free you... FREE MARVIN AUSTIN, FREE MARVIN AUSTIN, WE SHALL OVERCUM ON THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNIVERSITIES WIFE'S FACE IF HE DOESN'T LET YOU PLAY!!!

Best Player- With no Marvin Austin? Pick your LB, we will say Bruce Carter.

Best Game- November 13th the Hokies come to Chapel Hill for a battle to decide ACC supremacy.

First Game- Saturday vs LSU- No Marvin Austin, no problem... Tar Heels will make an early statement en route to a memorable 2010 campaign... MINIMUM 10 game winner here! Place your bets, place your bets. Don't have a bookie? Leave your fucking trash in the comment box, I will bet you.