Loser Du Jour...

12,446 losers - That was the attendance at Tropicana Field last night in Trashy Tampa, FL for the Rays-Orioles game, it was the fourth-smallest crowd of the season. The Rays went into the game with a chance to clinch their second ever Playoff-birth, and this is the fuckin thanks they get! What a city full of fuckin cocksuckers, huh!?! Get a fuckin life, losers! How the fuck do you show up to fuckin Lightening games, but you don't support the best team in the American League!?!?! It's a fuckin disgrace! I don't blame Evan Longoria or David Price for ripping these trashy fucks! These guys bust their fannies for 162 games, and the fans give them this horsehit support? What the fuck else do these pricks gotta do?! The Hartford Fuckin Colonials of the UFL drew more fans a couple weeks ago!!! Gimme a fuckin break! What else are those faggots doing down there! I don't know, maybe it's me, maybe I'm a little fucked up maybe. What the fuck do I know? I'm the same fuckin guy who flips to G-String Divas when Monday Night Football is on a fuckin commercial break!