Panic In Gay Francisco...

Mike Singletary pulled his pants down last season, and now this year his team is taking it up the ass all day long. Remember when the experts and analysts were picking the 49'ers to win the NFC West? Well that sure seems like a distant memory now, because these flamers have gotten off to a blistering 0-3 start! So much for the sexy pick, huh? The 49'ers fired offensive-coordinator Jimmy Raye this morning, so heads are already starting to roll. The only thing attractive about the 49'ers are the cheerleaders, other than that, this franchise has been an absolute joke for the past fuckin decade. They've been so fuckin funny, that I've forgotten to laugh! Maybe they should bench Alex Smith and give the job to Bob Saget! He still lives out there, right? Saget and Stamos can run the show, while Singletary flashes fags for the rest of his fuckin life! I smell 0-4 on the horizon! Like the pimp says to his hoes.....keep 'em coming! I think I rather wear a fuckin dress made entirely out of Wade Phillips than play on this fuckin team!