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Friday, September 17, 2010

Loser Du Jour...




If you didn't see this one coming, then you're about as cool as a turkey burger. Floyd "Money" Mayweather Jr. is in a Todd fuckin Heap of trouble these days! This genius decided that one grand-larceny charge wasn't enough! Mayweather goes hard, or he goes home, but now he may going to prison. Who the fuck does this loser think he is? The Prince of Persia!?!?! I bet my fuckin beanbag this prick is wishing he signed off on fighting Pacquiao now! Let's be honest, folks, Pretty Boy Floyd is going to need all the money he can get! Mayweather allegedly pulled his girlfriend's hair, threw her to the floor, and threatened to kill her. Nice guy, huh? Gimme a fuckin break! I bet this fuckin loser is decked out in denim on the weekends! The 33-year-old boxer is facing up to a maximum sentence of thirty-four years behind bars. His cellmate? Johnny Weir!

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