TOMMY SHOTS PRICKS OF THE WEEK (SATURDAY EDITION)

Thursday Results: Shots went 2-1-1 on his regular picks, 1-0 on guaranteed money... Thank You to Minnesota and all of those who endure living in that god forsaken shithole.

Saturday:

Colorado vs Colorado State(+11.5) Take the over as well.(46)
Colorado State has a freshman QB named Pistol Pete who appears to be a real Prick. He left Arizona State after accepting a scholarship this spring to be a Ram and hasn't looked back despite Dennis Erickson demanding he sit for a season. Oh well, suck it Erickson... CSU keeps it within 11 and I think you got a little bit of a shootout here, both D's suck.

NOTRE DAME(-10) vs Purdue
The last ND coach that didn't cover in his first game... Dan Devine. Look for slot receiver Theo Riddick to absolutely tear the Boilermakers apart, prop bets anyone?

Washington(+2.5) @ BYU
Oregon State (+13.5) @ TCU
Take the Pac-10 package here. The Mountain West was downright impressive vs. Pac=10 teams in the bowls last season... That won't last, I see a little conference revenge in these two... We all know TCU QB Andy Dalton is a disgrace, and BYU has a true freshman starting in Jake Heaps...Maybe a little parlay? Could be fun.

San Jose State (+37.5) @ Alabama
The Tide will roll, but not by 37.5. San Jose is a decent WAC team and they will put up more of a fight than expected. I don't know why but I can see 45-21, this is a good bet.

THE TWELVE STAR TOMMY SHOTS GUARANTEED MONEY PRICK OF SATURDAY...

TEXAS(-31) vs Rice
Just put money on Texas, kick back, and relax.