Saturday Pricks of the Week

Okay, Tommy Shots wins and he wins everyday and every week. Here they are folks, stay hot... And more importantly stay horny. The prick is in bold.



UCLA @ Texas Line is Texas by 15.5. ************** BEST BET

We will take the improved Bruins and the 15.5 points. I assume Texas is looking ahead to the Red River Shootout with Oklahoma next week.

USC vs Washington State Line is USC by 22.5
Please, SC covers easily... Lane Kiffin pushed last week but still owes me lots of money. HUGE day for Matt Barkley.

Stanford @ Notre Dame Line is Stanford by 4.5

Jim Harbaugh probably sits around his hotel room and watches Hannah Montana... His team picks up on his weakness and the flaming faggots from Palo Alto stumble in South Bend.

California @ Arizona Line is Arizona by 6.

No let down, just Bear Down, I am a big believer in the AZ and I say Arizona wins this in a walk... Those WR's they have on the roster are just fucking NASTY!!! Not to mention Arizona leads the world in sluts per student on campus.

Oregon State @ Boise State Line is Boise by 18.5

Blue Fucking Turf!!! I still want to play on some blue turf, any willing ladies? I will buy the hair coloring.