Carmelo: Newark Bound...

Some guys take their talents to South Beach, and others take their talents to Los Angeles, Chicago, or New York City. Carmelo Anthony? He prefers Newark, NJ. Who wouldn't want to play in the car-stealing capital of the USA? Personally, I steal cars all the fuckin time, I don't care if it's a fuckin Hyundai or Fisher-Price! If it's got a steering wheel, then it belongs to me! I don't give a fuckin fuck what anybody has to say! Carmelo going to the Nets is about as cool as sporting a fuckin chain-wallet! Who the fuck wants to play in Newark? The Nets are also getting rid of Devin Harris, so who will play point-guard? Let's not forget that Carmelo couldn't advance past the first round of the NBA Playoffs for his first five consecutive seasons. The Nuggets needed Chauncey Billups before they could finally take the next step, and the Nets will have no such player if they acquire Anthony. In essence, it will be the Brook Lopez and Carmelo Anthony show, my guess is that this program will suck more than Audrey Bitoni! Have fun watching The Simpsons together, you faggots! New Jersey Drive & The Simpsons non-fuckin-stop!!!! LOSER CITY!