The price on Chargers holdout Vincent Jackson was too high, so the Vikings grabbed their pencil-pricks, and signed Hank Baskett. Guess what? Big fuckin deal! Is Hank Baskett the answer for this sputtering offense? Allow me to be the first to fuckin proclaim that the Vikings will be going nowhere this season! Not with that fuckin Faith Hill-wannabe at quarterback, and Rick Moranis at the helm! I'll gladly welcome Kendra Wilkinson with open legs! Perhaps she can massage my grumpy groin!!! Take a seat, Hank! You're about as cool as a fuckin continental breakfast!
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Vikings Acquire Hank "Biscuit In The" Baskett!
The price on Chargers holdout Vincent Jackson was too high, so the Vikings grabbed their pencil-pricks, and signed Hank Baskett. Guess what? Big fuckin deal! Is Hank Baskett the answer for this sputtering offense? Allow me to be the first to fuckin proclaim that the Vikings will be going nowhere this season! Not with that fuckin Faith Hill-wannabe at quarterback, and Rick Moranis at the helm! I'll gladly welcome Kendra Wilkinson with open legs! Perhaps she can massage my grumpy groin!!! Take a seat, Hank! You're about as cool as a fuckin continental breakfast!
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