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Monday, September 20, 2010

Splitsville!!!


Cowboys WR Miles Austin and Kimmy "Famous Fanny" Kardashian have called it quits! Good for Kimmy, Miles Austin is on an 0-2 football team, and he's surrounded by jagoffs left and right. Ms. Kardashian deserves better, so perhaps she should give Rick Pitino a call? They can pop up some Orville Redenbacher and watch "Gone In 15 Seconds" together!

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