Saturday Pricks (Afternoon/Evening) Edition

Greetings Loved Ones... Let's take a journey,



Colorado @ California(-9)

The first annual Liberal Bowl will feature two unproven teams and lot's of females with leg hair. I want Cal here and just assume their speed will be too much to handle for the lumbering Buffaloes.

FSU @ OU (-7)

Holy shit would I like a seat under the bleachers for this one... Lots of pricey pieces of trim wandering this fucking stadium... We will side with Boomer Sooner at home against that raging homo Christian Ponder. Stoops never wins big games, but it is always darkest before the dawn.

Michigan @ Notre Dame(-3)

I just love this picture... A recent Harvard study found that 99.3 percent of males at Michigan were homosexual. Now I know what they mean by "Michigan Men". Not that the girls are anything special, whatever, Michigan sucks and these girls agree with me.

Miami @ OSU(-8)

Miami and eight points? That is too good to be true... Like your girlfriend getting laser hair removal. We will take the Canes and the eight.

Oregon(-11) @ Tennessee

Oregon won 72-0 last week and I am a believer. The Vol's suck and the SEC has not distinguished themselves in non-conference this seaon. I will take that little ducky.

Penn State @ Alabama(-13.5)

Yea, Alabama... Crimson Tide... Every Bama man's behind you, hit your stride... Go teach the Bulldogs, to behave... Send the Yellow Jackets to a watery grave. Roll Fucking Tide. RFT!!!

BYU @ Air Force(-1.5)

Here it is... The 15-star combination lock of the fucking week. Air Force favored vs. the Cougars? You gotta be kidding this prick. This is a guarantee... Put the money on the game and fucking RELAX WITH TOMMY SHOTS!!!