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Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Michael "My Dog Ate My Dick" Vick To Start Sunday!


Andy Reid has reversed course on who he wants under center in Jacksonville this Sunday. Fuck Kevin "Corn On The" Kolb, it's the Michael Vick show, and it's rated NC-17! Reid doesn't have time to fuck around with the former University Of Houston star, not when he has the darker version of Ace Ventura on his team. I guess you could say that Kolb has gone from quarterback to loserback! Let's be honest, folks, Kevin Kolb probably wears his bluetooth out in public! If you do that, then you might as well have loser tattooed on your fuckin forehead. Vick has completed 63.8 % of his passes thusfar, and has played well enough to remain the starter, but I still think he's on a short leash...

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