Rory: "Tiger Is Nothing But A Virgin!"

Corey "The Weasel" Pavin and Colin "Full Monty" Montgomerie must arrange for Rory Mcllroy and Tiger Woods to face one another in singles starting tomorrow. The Ryder Cup is back, and it's better than ever, as the Euros and Americans are set to square off in what should be an epic weekend in Wales. Celtic Manor abounds for these pricks with sticks, but all eyes are on the youngster Rory Mcllroy, and the seasoned, horndog-veteran Tiger Woods. Earlier this week, Rory stepped up to the tee-box and proclaimed Tiger has never even gotten laid in his entire life! This is unprecedented territory for such a young and inexperienced golfer, but Rory has the talent to back it up. Tiger? He has better things to do, bigger fish to fuck and fry. Rory is just small potatoes to a professional such as Tiger, and that's why the horndog thinks he should shut his fuckin trap, before he sticks his fuckin salami in it! It's going to be a fun weekend across the pond, so get your condoms ready!