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Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Loser Du Jour...


Meet Tyler Wilson, a jerkoff 11-year-old from Toledo, Ohio, and a flamboyant fuckin loser! I just want to extend congratulations to the bullies that followed this little prick home from school, and broke his fuckin arm! Give yourselves a pat on your respective pricks for a job well done! This fuckin kid had it coming to him, what the fuck does he think is going to happen when he joins the cheerleading squad!?! So you know what this fuckin fairy said after the beatdown? "I'm going to keep going. I'm going to make a lifestyle out of it." WOW!!! I guess he's just telling his family he plans on being a full-time Captain Jack Sparrow ass-pirate!!! He doesn't walk the fuckin plank, he sits on it! I don't give a fuckin fettucine fuck about Tyler's bum wing, maybe next week they will break his other fuckin arm, and give him a one-way ticket to Provincetown! Look what you did you little jerk!!!

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