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Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Morning Tush!


Christine Teigan has a sandy crotch this morning, but that doesn't keep her from making the best Eggs Beneclit you'll ever fuckin taste! She prepares the classic American breakfast with the utmost detail, and the freshest ingredients. Teigan produces her own special hollandaise sauce, while always squirting it on the side because she knows I don't like my eggs swimming...I want to pretend I'm a toddler and play in Christine's sandbox.

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