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Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Loser Du Jour...

Bingo! Is it not amazing how the world of sports provides the public with a fuckin idiot on a daily basis? The Loser Du Jour is none other than the loser himself, Braylon "Bearded Clam" Edwards! The brutal NY Jets wide receiver was pulled over at 5:15 this morning for DWI, he blew a 0.16, which is double the legal limit in the state of New York. Was there a passenger in the car? You bet your fuckin ass there was! The player is unnamed as of now, but is apparently a starter. Perhaps this is what Braylon gets for acting like a fuckin faggot on Sunday? Or maybe it's the fact Braylon has accomplished absolutely nothing in his career up to this point? I've seen better receivers on fuckin telephones! Why did this prick get pulled over in the first place? Tinted fucking windows!!!! Hey, loser! Vince Diesel called...He wants his car back!!!! Grow the fuck up, Braylon! You can't roll the dice, when your beard is full of lice!!!

1 comment:

  1. Having a huge dick just doesn't seem to cut it anymore.

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