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Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Stalker-Rod!

Mets closer, Franky "Stalker" Rodriguez, has violated an order of protection against his girlfriend by sending her 67 text messages!!!! Woahhhhhh! Is this fuckin guy horny or what! K-Rod beat the shit out of his gal pal's father about a month ago, and was ordered to stay away from this stale bitch, so why the fuck is he bombarding her with texts up the tush?!?! I'll tell you why, the guy is about as cool as a fuckin fannypack! If it smells like cologne, leave it alone! If it smells like fish, then it's a fuckin dish! What a loser!

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