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Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Play Like A Fuckin Jet!

I guess playing like a Jet means playing like a bunch of fuckin losers!!! While I was at the Eminem & Jay-Z concert last night at the House That George Built, the Jets were doing their best gay-man's choir impression!!! Rex Ryan? He's puttin on his shades to check out other guys...He's riding homo, riding homo, homo! Mark Sanchez? He's too fuckin busy catching broadway shows with John Clayton and his faggot ponytail! Yes, folks, ESPN NFL analyst John Clayton has a disgusting ponytail behind that bald fuckin dome of his, I promise. I didn't catch much of this game other than the first 20 minutes, but if you didn't take the Ravens on the moneyline, then you know about as much about football as Ellen DeGeneres does about dick! You talk too much!!!!!! The Jets offense is about as explosive as my prick after an hour web-cam session with Phoenix Marie!

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