Cincy Bengals receiver, Ochocinco, has come out with his own cereal - OchocincO's!!! If you don't appreciate this guy, then you must drink nothing but seltzer water, and you probably jerk off to Ann Taylor catalogs! Come on already! This prick is a great fuckin guy! What's a box of cereal without a charity right? Don't worry, folks, Ochocinco didn't forget to support the Feed The Children foundation! He even made sure the phone number was on the front of the box, except the number listed is a misprint. Do you pricks see where I'm going with this? Yes, folks, the number listed on the box is a phone-sex line!!!! How do you like that! Leave it to Ochocinco to say fuck feeding the kids, let's get them horny instead! What an idea! Call 1-800-HELP-FTC and you'll experience a heckuva time! Call 1-888-HELP-FTC, and you'll be making a donation. Either way, you can't lose!!! Start your day with a little fuckin sugar, and don't look back!!!
Thursday, September 30, 2010
Ocho-NO-NO!!!
Cincy Bengals receiver, Ochocinco, has come out with his own cereal - OchocincO's!!! If you don't appreciate this guy, then you must drink nothing but seltzer water, and you probably jerk off to Ann Taylor catalogs! Come on already! This prick is a great fuckin guy! What's a box of cereal without a charity right? Don't worry, folks, Ochocinco didn't forget to support the Feed The Children foundation! He even made sure the phone number was on the front of the box, except the number listed is a misprint. Do you pricks see where I'm going with this? Yes, folks, the number listed on the box is a phone-sex line!!!! How do you like that! Leave it to Ochocinco to say fuck feeding the kids, let's get them horny instead! What an idea! Call 1-800-HELP-FTC and you'll experience a heckuva time! Call 1-888-HELP-FTC, and you'll be making a donation. Either way, you can't lose!!! Start your day with a little fuckin sugar, and don't look back!!!
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