The last time the Cincy Reds won the NL Central, Jay Bruce was a just a seven-year-old prick with a little babydick, but last night it was him who swung the big stick! The Cincinnati Reds are back in the Playoffs for the first time in 15 seasons! Someone get these pricks a sanitary napkin, and a gallon of Ocean Spray! I thought these losers hit nothing but menopause! Dusty Baker? Bronson Arroyo? Joey "Vertigo" Votto!?!?! Look out, National League, these pricks are fuckin moody!
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
The Reds Are In!
The last time the Cincy Reds won the NL Central, Jay Bruce was a just a seven-year-old prick with a little babydick, but last night it was him who swung the big stick! The Cincinnati Reds are back in the Playoffs for the first time in 15 seasons! Someone get these pricks a sanitary napkin, and a gallon of Ocean Spray! I thought these losers hit nothing but menopause! Dusty Baker? Bronson Arroyo? Joey "Vertigo" Votto!?!?! Look out, National League, these pricks are fuckin moody!
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