University of Southern California Trojans
It's USC Song Girl time... You know what that means... 2-4-6-8 Let's try not to masturbate! I mean that trainer is having all of the fun in that first pic. Is it me or does that guy have the best job in the world? Does he put their squirrel covers on too? Does he do haircuts? No, I bet most of them wax anyways. USC will be outstanding this season despite trouble from the NCAA and their outrageous claims against Reggie Bush and the gang. I think Lane Kiffin completely agrees with Tommy Shots that if you aren't cheatin, you aren't tryin. Here is the deal with SC, nobody is going to beat them, got it? NOBODY! They won't go to a bowl game and they won't get a BCS ring but with trim like this hanging around campus, who the fuck needs a trip to the Fiesta Bowl? They will stay home, smoke weed, nail chicks in cheerleading uniforms, and know that they are the fucking best around. Remember the names Ronald Johnson and Brice Butler as they are next in a great tradition at WR for the Trojans... Matt Barkley returns at QB and all 5 offensive lineman are back... Scary huh? You honestly think the Trojans will stop being the Trojans just because of a few sanctions? Is this the fucking movies? We aren't making a western here... You think Brad Pitt is going to show up screaming for HECTOR and burn the fucking city? Do you think that movie is real? Do you think it is possible to fit a fucking army inside of a wooden horse? Any clue how fucking hard it would be to build a wooden horse that big? Those guys didn't even have electric saws, it would have taken years!!! How would those Trojan pricks not have noticed everyone inside the horse? I assume they invented the condom... These are smart pricks... They wouldn't have fallen for that sorry shit. New coach, old SC. I predict 12-0.
Best Player- QB Matt Barkley, I am pretty sure he tries to peek at the urinals, but the guy can play.
Best Game- Notre Dame in the Coliseum November 27th
First Game- Saturday night the Trojans are hosting a Luau in Honolulu, all prick followers are invited.
Tommy shots coming in hot!!! I love the UNC and USC posts! Hilarious and insightful, 2 pricks up! I'm putting in my application to be a trainer at USC, no f'ing doubt!
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