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Saturday, September 25, 2010

Where's Verne!?!?

Good morning on a College Fuckin Football Saturday, folks! I'd like to introduce a new segment to the blog, which will be dedicated solely to following the weekly travels of CBS's Verne "No Neck" Lundquist. During the fall, Verne and his partner Gary Danielson scour SEC campuses for the finest and freshest college shellfish around. So where's Verne this week? Fayetteville, Arkansas, as him and Gary will be calling the SEC Game of the Week at 3:30 eastern, between the Razorbacks and Alabama Crimson Tide. Lundquist lives and dies for Saturdays in the south, but he also has a weakness for snacks and pussy. Who fuckin doesn't, Verne?!?!?! Go ahead and dip your fuckin triscuit in some wet twat this weekend! Show Fayetteville who the real fuckin horny hog is! Go get 'em, Verne!

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