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Friday, September 17, 2010

Morning Tush!

Good morning, Gaby Espino, may I get you something to eat? How about a nice chorizo? If that isn't some hot morning tush, then I'm a nice guy! Wowwwww!!! Gaby should walk around in nothing but a fuckin utility belt, because she is loaded with all the right tools. Look at that plush posterior! I'd like to eat maple-walnut ice cream out of her clam, and then I'd wash it down by drinking Patron directly from her derriere! I'll jam my johnson in her juicebox!

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