NY Giants runningback, Brandon "Worthless" Jacobs, deserves to be Fuckface Du Jour, let alone Loser Du Jour. Jacobs runs like he has a fuckin flagpole up his ass, and last night he decided to hurl his helmet into the stands at Lucas-Oil Stadium. Who the fuck does that? I guess it's everyone else's fault that Jacobs pussyfoots around on a brutal 2nd-down run last night, gets tackled for a loss, and then gets yanked from the game. Unbelievable! That's what you get when you run like fuckin Warren from "There's Something About Mary." Apparently Jacobs will meet with Giants brass today in order to demand a trade. The balls on this fuckin loser!!! I'd trade Jacobs for higher quality toilet paper in the restrooms! Make like Tom Hanks, and get fuckin lost!
Monday, September 20, 2010
Loser Du Jour...
NY Giants runningback, Brandon "Worthless" Jacobs, deserves to be Fuckface Du Jour, let alone Loser Du Jour. Jacobs runs like he has a fuckin flagpole up his ass, and last night he decided to hurl his helmet into the stands at Lucas-Oil Stadium. Who the fuck does that? I guess it's everyone else's fault that Jacobs pussyfoots around on a brutal 2nd-down run last night, gets tackled for a loss, and then gets yanked from the game. Unbelievable! That's what you get when you run like fuckin Warren from "There's Something About Mary." Apparently Jacobs will meet with Giants brass today in order to demand a trade. The balls on this fuckin loser!!! I'd trade Jacobs for higher quality toilet paper in the restrooms! Make like Tom Hanks, and get fuckin lost!
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He'd probably like to have a fuckin flagpole up his ass...he shows a big basket too...like I said, having a big dick just doesn't cut it anymore.
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