You heard it here first, you fuckin pricks!!! The Brazilian bombshell known as Ines Sainz has been offered a substantial fuckin amount of cash to pose for PLAYBOY!!! Hey, Hugh, have another Cialis!!! Is that a #2-pencil in your pants, or are you just disgusted to see me! I guess Ines has gotten what she fuckin wanted, huh? A ton of publicity, and now a chance to bare that plump posterior of hers! I got your apple-bottom jeans right here, tuttz! Sit on my face while I enjoy a nice pop-up book, and a glass of Ruffino! Can I catch a fuckin break or what!?!?! I need my space, folks! I need to make like John fuckin Glenn and move the fuck out! I can't take it anymore! It's 11pm in Fairfield County, CT, and I can't even go to bed! I sleep on the fuckin couch for goodness sakes, and my mother just can't stop ironing!!! When is enough, enough?!?!?! What the fuck are you fuckin ironing at 11pm on a Thursday! You better have a fuckin job interview in the morning, or else that skort and my J-Crew boxers can wait until manana! Enough already!!! Next thing you know it's time to fuckin vacuum!!!! Goodness gracious, where's Aunt Jemima when you need her!!! 
She´s not Brazilian, she´s Mexican
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