Sit, Shannon! Sit!!! You're fuckin out ala Kenny Powers! Shannon Sharpe is taking an indefinite leave of absence from CBS' NFL Today show due to a sexual assault allegation from a certain gal who goes by the name of Michele Bundy, Al's ex-girlfriend! Apparently Sharpe forced Michele to have sex with him, threatened her life, and stalked her! Sounds like the kind of guy you bring home to mom and dad! I'm sorry, folks, but if you didn't see this one coming on the horizon, then you're all about as dumb as Simple Fuckin Jack in "Tropic Thunder!" Sharpe can't control his emotions on the telecast, so what the fuck made you think he'd be able to control them when he's pounding Hennessy on his offdays? This is a black eye for CBS and the NFL, and it comes at a brutal point in time when those horny fuckin Jets are facing scrutiny stemming from the Ines Sainz situation. Perhaps the official sponsor of the NFL should be Brazzers? Either way Shannon Sharpe is a fuckin Fupa-Face, and he deserves everything he'll get. If it looks like a cocksucker, talks like a cocksucker, and smells like a cocksucker, then you can bet your rear-fuckin-end, it's a fuckin cocksucker! What the fuck do I know though? I'm the same guy who goes to the strip club for lunch every day because they have an excellent buffet.
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Loser Du Jour...
Sit, Shannon! Sit!!! You're fuckin out ala Kenny Powers! Shannon Sharpe is taking an indefinite leave of absence from CBS' NFL Today show due to a sexual assault allegation from a certain gal who goes by the name of Michele Bundy, Al's ex-girlfriend! Apparently Sharpe forced Michele to have sex with him, threatened her life, and stalked her! Sounds like the kind of guy you bring home to mom and dad! I'm sorry, folks, but if you didn't see this one coming on the horizon, then you're all about as dumb as Simple Fuckin Jack in "Tropic Thunder!" Sharpe can't control his emotions on the telecast, so what the fuck made you think he'd be able to control them when he's pounding Hennessy on his offdays? This is a black eye for CBS and the NFL, and it comes at a brutal point in time when those horny fuckin Jets are facing scrutiny stemming from the Ines Sainz situation. Perhaps the official sponsor of the NFL should be Brazzers? Either way Shannon Sharpe is a fuckin Fupa-Face, and he deserves everything he'll get. If it looks like a cocksucker, talks like a cocksucker, and smells like a cocksucker, then you can bet your rear-fuckin-end, it's a fuckin cocksucker! What the fuck do I know though? I'm the same guy who goes to the strip club for lunch every day because they have an excellent buffet.
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