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Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Portis Smells Pussy!




You just have to love a guy like Clinton Portis, who else would make such simple and fair comments regarding the Jets and Ines Sainz? Portis has an excellent head on his shoulders, and is speaking the truth. What did Sainz think these pricks would do when she prances around with that type of posterior? She's practically begging for some fuckin Premio!!!! Here's what Portis had to say: "Give a woman a choice of 53 athletes, somebody got to be appealing!" That quote is Jack Nicholson co-starring Helen Hunt - AS GOOD AS IT GETS!!!! Portis is hornier than Hugh Grant on a Sunday! He has since apologized for his remarks.

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