Fresh Nova Scotia Saturday CFB LOX - 9/25/10!!!

Good morning, folks, I hope you brought your fuckin appetite today! I'm more hungry and horny than Fat Fuckin Bastard! It's a big Saturday in the world of college football, so prepare for a day full of Silver Bullets and Green Grass! Prepare for some midday hookers! Prepare to get fuckin blown away worse than Tommy Lee Jones! Uncle PMAC is 5-2-1 in his last eight picks, and we're only going up from here, baby! We're on a fuckin escalator to the biggest bank in the world, the PIGGY BANK!!! Fuck the plain bagels today! Seriously, lube up your Premio with some margarine, and slam it in! I just bought a fresh fuckin batch of onion bagels, because the bookies will be crying all the way home following this fuckin week! Get the red onion, find the capers, grab the spread, and let's go to town ala Ben Affleck on these mothafuckin, cocksuckin, FRESH NOVA SCOTIA LOX!!!

Saturday 9/25/10

Virginia Tech (-4) @ BOSTON COLLEGE. The Prick Is Virginia Tech!

PENN STATE Vs. Temple (+14). The Prick Is Temple!

ARKANSAS Vs. Alabama (-7). The Prick Is Alabama!

South Carolina (+3) @ AUBURN. The Prick Is South Carolina!

Georgia @ MISSISSIPPI STATE (PK). The Prick Is Georgia!* (Best Bet)

Fresno State (+2.5) @ MISSISSIPPI. The Prick Is Fresno State!

Oregon (-11.5) @ ARIZONA STATE. The Prick Is Arizona State!

Let The Games Begin! JUICE!!!