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Thursday, September 9, 2010

Loser Du Jour...

Matt Barnes should be the Loser Du Jour on a daily basis simply based on how disgusting he is. Look at this guy! I rather stick my thumb up Rosie O'Donnell's ass for 24 hours straight, than be caught dead with this guy in a diner. He's so ugly, he makes Popeye Jones blush! Sacramento County Authorities have arrested Barnes on suspicion of domestic violence. Apparently Barnes and his gal pal both had visible injuries, so the Cops chose to take the Lakers small-forward into custody. I'm sure Phil Jackson is somewhere smoking grass in Montana wondering what the fuck Barnes was thinking hitting his girlfriend. Stay hot, Matt, you no-good loser, you! I've hung out with cooler people at Dave & Busters, than this fuckin wannabe-jerkoff!

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