Virginia Tech Hokies
Prediction- Beamer ball is black and better than ever this season. Look for lots of turnovers, plenty of blocked kicks, and multiple pregnant cheerleaders in Blacksburg. We see VTech as a national title contender with some serious downside... A brutal fucking schedule that includes Boise State, The U, North Carolina, and an early trip to Boston College should make for a sink or swim season for the Hokies. Ryan Williams is a legit Heisman contender at RB and should provide the majority of the punch for a team that struggled to put points up a year ago. I don't know why but when I think of VTech I think of really dumb girls... I like really dumb girls, they make me happy. Dumb girls make bad decisions and bad decisions make Pricks stand at attention, and Pricks standing at attention make big messes... And big messes are lots of fun... Oh well, go Hokies!
Best Player- Ryan Williams RB
Best Game- @Miami- November 20th. Wow! Hokie Pokie in South Florida? I wouldn't want to be in either locker room after this one. I think gunfire either celebratory or in anger is a pretty safe fuckin bet with these two teams.
First Game- Next Monday night vs. Boise State at FedEx Field in D.C.
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