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Thursday, September 9, 2010

NFL Season Kicks Off Tonight!

The defending Superbowl Champion New Orleans Saints, host the Minnesota Vikings tonight down in the Big Easy. The faggot in Wranglers will be under center, and I expect him to take a beating all night long! I won't be surprised if he gets pulled from the game! The Devil in Denim isn't ready for the Saints quickness on defense, so I expect him to be rushing throws, and getting knocked down non-stop. Favre's ankle is about as sturdy as my prick when I'm watching re-runs of "Blossom!" GROSS! The Superdome will be electric tonight, and Bourbon Street will be bumping, so look for the Saints to come out flying. WHO DAT!?!

The pick? Saints (-5), TAKE IT TO THE PRICKBANK, make a deposit, buy a 6-pack of O'Douls, and invite all your loser friends over. The NFL is about to begin....

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