Today is a very sad day around the horse-racing world, as Rachel Alexandra has decided to call it quits. Apparently, this filly has had enough of the bullshit, and racing isn't fun for her anymore. "I think it's time I hang up my hoofs, and become just like my races - easy," said the four-year old. Why not? How about all the money people have made off this fuckin filly! It's about time she starts cashing in on that treasure box of hers, you know, the one between her hind legs! Rachel Alexandra won 13 of her career 19 starts, and earned approximately $3.4 million. Not too shabby!!! However, not everything always runs smoothly in the horse community. Zenyatta was overheard huffing and fucking puffing about how Rachel is just a tramp, who juices up on Midol and soy-milk! "I don't know what Curlin sees in that bitch, she looks like a horse alright, she looks like Kirstie fucking Alley post Look Who's Talking! Heck, she looks like that fuckin lesbian Mike Martz," bristled Zenyatta. Incredible! Zenyatta is just like her fuckin twat, about as bitter as a grapefruit! Still, who the fuck does Curlin think he fuckin is? Mr. Fuckin Ed!?!?!?! 
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