Florida GatorsChomp! Chomp! Chomp! Chomp! The Tim Tebow era is over, and now it's time for the John Brantley Show! Quick! Change the channel! The only thing swampy down in Gainesville these days are Urban Meyer's underpants! The 6'3" Brantley has some mighty big shoes to fill, so I hope this prick is up for the challenge, or else it could be a long fuckin season for the Gators. Gainesville? I spent a fuckin week there, one night! Hot and sticky, like my balls! Chris Rainey leads the runningback corps, and Omarius Hines will be taking over for Aaron Hernandez in the hybrid WR-TE slot. The Gator fans are brutal, but these girls will tongue your noodle!
Player To Watch: CB Janoris Jenkins steps in, as Joe Haden moves on to the NFL.
The Gator Boys will kick off Saturday September 4th versus the Redhawks of Miami-Ohio.
Get fuckin ready for October 2nd, easily the game of the year up to this date, when Florida takes on the Crimson Tide in Tuscaloosa...
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