Welcome

We always like to remind readers that you should never go to bed with an itchy fanny, because you will wake up with a stinky finger.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

COLLEGE FOOTBALL PREVIEW #9




Texas Longhorns

It's party time down in Austin, and the Longhorns are looking to lasso some cowgirl clam this season! Mack Brown and company decided to remain in the Big XII, so I expect big fuckin things from the Burnt Orange this year. Exit Cunt McCoy, enter Garrett Gilbert! That's right folks, who's eating Gilbert's rear-end? How about tailback Cody Johnson? He's always hungry for some balls! You can slice it this way, or that fuckin way, but I still think the Longhorns rule the Lone-Star State when it comes to the pigskin. Nothing is sweeter than those Austin gals in cowboy boots, especially when they jam the heels up their fannies! Woahhhhh!!! Just look at these broads! These girls could smoke a cigarette with their twats, ash it in my O'Doul's, and I'd still guzzle it straight outta the fuckin bottle! You don't fuckin think so? Test me, bitch! Make my fuckin day, Bevo!

Player To Watch: CB Aaron Williams. Texas continues to churn out top-tier defensive backs, the way my prick continues to churn out Country Crock!

Texas will start their season on the road Saturday at Rice. The Horns will Hook those Hooters!

October 16th, the Longhorns travel to Lincoln, in a pivotal Big XII matchup. Hook 'em Horns!








No comments:

Post a Comment