Texas Christian University Horned Frogs
Prediction- TCU's cheer squad was the center of attention last January when they attended the Fiesta Bowl and did everything except get into stirrups to show themselves off to the world. Well, let me be the first to say from the bottom of my heart... Thank You. Tommy has a question for the girl in the purple shorts... If I kiss a frog, will you kiss my prick? Or better yet, if you kiss a frog, can I kiss your kitty? The team will be good, however only has two games of any significance... Oregon State this Saturday and Utah on November 6th. The Pricks love kick returners so All Prick special teamer Jeremy Kerley is right up our alley, and the rumor is he is just absolutely HUGE... QB Andy Dalton is a complete fucking disgrace and that could be all that stands between the Frogs and January glory.
Best Player- KR/PR/WR Jeremy Kerley, Recently asked at a press conference... "Jeremy I have a question for you?"
Kerley simply responded... "It is 9 inches soft, next question." We like this guy.
Best Game- @Utah November 6th in Salt Lake City... TCU has never beaten Utah in SLC, and only bested the Utes twice in their 6 seasons of conference play.
First Game- Oregon State on Saturday in Dallas... Get your fuckin popcorn ready!!! Beavers!!! Fuckin Beavers!!! How can a man love Beavers and hate Oregon State? Where is that faggot Socrates when you need a real question answered?
Can the Frogs do it? Can they stuff the Beavers with their D? Can they spread the Beavers up in the air? Can they tire them out and pound those fuckin sweaty Beavers on the fuckin ground? Thats it Froggies pound that fuckin Beaver! Pound it!!! Shave that fuckin Beaver and make a hat out of the hair!!! Slay the Beaver!!! Trim that Beaver up and eat it like a god damn soufflé!!!
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