Penn State Nittany LionsHappy's got the best players money can buy!!! Joe Paterno returns for his 1,000th year as head coach in Happy Valley! This guy is outta breath just from whipping his prick out to take a leak! Daryll Clark has moved on, and now Penn State is searching for a starting quarterback. I don't see what's taking so fuckin long, unless Paterno has his head stuck in a pan of manicotti, give someone the fuckin job already! The Nittany Lions are softer than dogshit, as only 16 of their last 51 victories have come against BCS opponents. Enough is enough! No wonder why it's Happy Valley! They always have happy fuckin endings in State College! It's not that hard when you're playing University of Phoenix and Devry at home every year! Outside of playing Alabama in a couple weeks, the rest of their non-conference schedule is easier than Rachel Starr!
Player To Watch: LB Michael Mauti. This prick is talented, and coming back healthy, which is very important with losses to the NFL at this position.
The Nittany Lions kick off their season at home versus mighty Youngstown State!
Penn State travels to Columbus, OH on November 13th, in a game that could decide the Big Ten Championship.
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