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Tuesday, August 31, 2010

COLLEGE FOOTBALL PREVIEW #13



Wisconsin Badgers

Prediction- The Pricks hate the Badgers because the Badgers are boring, and boring Badgers make for limp Pricks. I guess they will win 9 games and head to the Alamo Bowl to beat Texas Tech, ho hum... Tell someone who cares. They really don't play anyone of significance this season, just like last season and the season before that. Out of conference scheduling at Wisco has become an absolute fucking embarrassment and this year is no different with games vs. UNLV, San Jose State, and Austin Peay. I can't do this anymore, the Wisconsin post is over.

Best Player- Probably some overweight running back who will run for 300 yards against Purdue and then suck in the NFL because he is so slow... It is like some guy bragging about what a fucking Cocksman he is and then you find out he is drilling midgets, and retards just to tell you he got laid.

Best Game- October 16, Ohio State in Madison... Great opportunity for the OSU players to accumulate some of those little Buckeyes on their helmets.

First Game- Saturday vs. UNLV... The fat running back du jour in Madison has a big game.

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