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Tuesday, August 31, 2010

COLLEGE FOOTBALL PREVIEW #15


Oregon Ducks

Prediction- Jeremiah Masoli? Burglary charge... You little fucking moron. New QB? Nate Costa, we'll see how this goes but in my opinion it is a good move. Reason? For some reason Mexican QB's are good. Jeff Garcia, Tony Romo, Mark Sanchez, Marc Bulger, J.P. Losman, and from the NFL's past we have Jim Plunkett... All of these guys are Mexican so the Pricks are thinking there is something in the water down there... Something in the water in Mexico that doesn't make you piss out of your ass and beg for death? Yep, that is what we are saying. We will base this entire prediction on the fact that there has never been a bad Mexican QB other than Moses Moreno, Costa will be no different and Oregon will win 10 games.

Best Player- RB LaMichael James, Oregon RB's are usually good due to their significant time spent outrunning law enforcement.

Best Game- October 30th @USC

First Game- Saturday at home vs. New Mexico... New Mexico? I think Costa is going to be pretty fucking comfortable with the Lobos... After all, he is from Old Mexico.... ARRIBA!!!!

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