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Monday, August 30, 2010

COLLEGE FOOTBALL PREVIEW #24


South Carolina Gamecocks

The Ole' Ballcoach is running out of time down in Columbia, as the Garnett & Black faithful have been itching for a real contender for years now. Stephen Garcia enters his 2nd full season as starting quarterback, and he has a some nice weapons to work with on the outside, and a more than formidable tight end in Weslye Saunders. Look out for sophomore WR Alshon Jeffrey, who lit up defenses last year in just his freshman season, the guy has three legs, and runs by fuckin everyone. Opposite Jeffrey, is sophomore Tori Gurley, who at 6'5" gives Garcia an excellent target as well. The Gamecocks need a 9-Win season, but my prick tells me they will only win 8. However, what's better than a bunch of broads chanting Let's Go Cocks all day?

Player To Watch: Freshman RB & blue-chip recruit, Marcus Lattimore.

1st Game: Southern Miss travels to Columbia on Thursday, September 2nd.

Game of the Year: Alabama rolls into town on October 9th.

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