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Monday, August 30, 2010

COLLEGE FOOTBALL PREVIEW #21


Oregon State University Beavers

Prediction- These guys are going to be hungry little Beavers this season following a close brush with the Rose Bowl a year ago. First team All Prick RB Jacquizz Rodgers is a Heisman candidate, and his brother James will garner quite a bit of attention on the outside. I know what you are thinking, how can two brothers have such different names? I tend to blame the mother in this situation considering I would guess both of them are named after their father's. Oh well, back to the Beaver... This Prick sees 8-4 and considering the out of conference schedule (@TCU, Louisville, @Boise State) I would consider 8 wins to be a serious success story in Beaver Land, similar to the invention of the Tampon.

Best Player- RB Jacquizz Rodgers, look for Jizz to be a real mess for Pac-10 Defensive Coordinators.

Best Game- @Boise State September 25th... Blue Turf and Beavers? Could be an exotic look.

First Game- TCU @ JerryWorld September 4th... Frogs attempt to penetrate the Beaver's on the ground, spread the Beavers through the air, and stuff the shit out of the Beaver's with their massive defense.

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