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Friday, August 13, 2010

Brandon Marshall - NBA Bound?

Miami Dolphins WR Brandon Marshall says he'd consider making the jump to the NBA if the NFL has a lockout next year. I like this out of Brandon, it might be the smartest thing he's ever said in his entire life! Marshall played his ball in a town called Winter Park, Florida at Lake Howell High School, and lettered in hoops three times. According to Marshall, he says the two teams he'd like to play for are the Nuggets or the Miami Heat. It's too bad Marshall would want to play with the faggot-brigade in South Beach, so I'm hoping he plays in Denver if this actually comes to fruition. The outspoken Marshall has a 37" vertical leap, and could maybe be a poor-man's Trevor Ariza. What do I know, though, right? I'm just the tall glass of chianti in the room.

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