Today was easy, folks, the award goes to Roger "Shriveled Rocket" Clemens! The portly righty lied to Congress, and in this country, that's against the law. This should not come as a surprise to anyone. Did Roger care? Of course not, why the fuck would he? He's Roger fuckin Clemens!!! He thought he was invincible, but now he's about to find out the hard way what happens to scumbags when you party in the USA illegally! All the Rocket did was hurl a pack of lies! Who took the fuckin jam out of your donut, Roger? Was it Mindy Mccready!?!? Why plow her, when you can get nose-deep in Debbie's derriere! Mccready is a loser! I think I've had a better country music career than that tramp! Roger should have admitted from the get-go that he was a prominent steroid-abuser, and now he's going to pay the price for it, as he faces up to 30 years in prison if convicted. The Rocket makes Fletcher Reede blush!!! His nose is bigger than Pinocchio's prick! And that shrimp has a fuckin tripod!
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