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Thursday, August 26, 2010

Elin Who?

The ink on the divorce papers isn't even dry yet, but that hasn't kept Tiger Woods from coming out firing today at the Barclays. Horndog Woods finishes at -6, and he's sitting pretty atop the leaderboard all alone! If you're horny and you know it, clap your hands! If you're horny and you know it, clap your hands! If you're horny and you know it, and you really wanna show it, if you're horny and you know it, grab your prick! Banging Elin must be about as fun as watching a bucket of Sherwin Williams dry!

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