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Monday, August 30, 2010

COLLEGE FOOTBALL PREVIEW #25

Notre Dame Fighting Irish



Worst part about ND cheerleaders- Has to be the Catholic prohibition on pre-marital vaginal intercourse.

Best part about ND cheerleaders- Experts in oral and anal to completion.

Prediction- So a new dawn in South Bend as coach Brian Kelly takes over for Whale Weis, the Pricks like lofty projections and we will say ND wins 9 games on a very tough schedule.

Best Player- WR Michael Floyd. This guy is a freak. 6 foot 4, runs a 4.5 and best of all has a 13 inch prick. Look for ND to win back to back Bilitnikoff awards for the top WR in the country a second consecutive year after Golden Tate accomplished it in 2009.

Best Game- @USC November 27th in the Coliseum.

First Game- Purdue in South Bend next Saturday.

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