COLLEGE FOOTBALL PREVIEW #22

Georgia Bulldogs

Uga VII is dead, but the Bulldogs will play on, even if it means that shit-for-brains Mark Richt is still at the helm. Richt is on the hot seat down in Athens, but that won't keep him from walking around like the biggest loser in the world while he's on the sidelines. I think I rather hang out with Justin Long and Drew Barrymore than spend a fuckin minute with Mark "I Lost My Dick" Richt! It's been a tumultous offseason for Georgia, and leading rusher, Washaun Ealey, put the cherry on top just last week when he was arrested for leaving the scene of an accident. Ealey has been suspended for the first game of the season, so redshirt freshman QB, Aaron Murray, better be ready to step his game up, or else he's gonna look worse than a shirt pulled out from the bottom of Ricky Martin's hamper! The bright side? At least Joe "I Suck" Cox is gone!

Player To Watch: A. J. Green, this prick is the most exciting WR in the SEC, and possibly the nation, so look for Green to have a stellar year, and wind up being picked in the Top 10 come April's NFL Draft. He's one of 10 starters returning on offense.

Georgia will open up Vs. Louisiana-Lafayette on Saturday 9/4.

Circle October 30th on your calendars for Georgia Vs. Florida in Jacksonville. The World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party might just decide who wins the SEC East Division.