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Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Insane Pussy!

Usain Bolt has shut it down for the rest of 2010, and he's claiming it's due to tightness in his back. I think it's due to tightness in the clit between his legs! How about that! I guess it's a coincidence this creep cries about an injury, just a week after Tyson "I Swear I'm Not" Gay ran right by his ass in the 100 Meters last week in Stockholm. I'm sure Bolt will have time to shoot a few Gerber commercials while he's fingerbanging himself on the shelf like the fuckin baby he is! LOSER! I've met tougher guys at the tanning salon!

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