Crouching Tiger, Hidden Prick!

Think Tiger cares about firing a 77 today, and finishing one spot out of last place? Think he cares he finished a whopping 18 strokes over par? Well, think again. Tiger cares about one thing, and one thing only, where's he getting his next clam on the halfshell? He's simply that horny! Tiger couldn't care less about his poor play of late, and it doesn't bother him one bit that he laid an absolute egg on a course where he's won 7 times in his career. Firestone has been Tiger's personal playground, no pun intended. Mi scuzzi, folks, but I'm not exactly up-to-date on the Akron,OH twat scene, but I'm sure Tiger would fly in porn stars from Vegas if he had to. I don't know, but the look on his face screams that he isn't getting enough fresh clams lately. See, Tiger actually has medical prescription for pussy, he needs it! He's got to have it, just like a rabbit! PUSSY! I expect Tiger to bottom out next week during the PGA Championship being held at Whistling Straits, in rural Wisconsin. This course doesn't suit Tiger well, but I'm not sure that even fuckin matters given the fact where the previous three Majors have been played this season. He has lost control of his swing, but he still remains hornier than ever! Somebody call Michelle Wie!