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Monday, August 16, 2010
Time Running Out For Harper...
The Washington Nationals have until midnight tonight to sign the face-painting phenom, Bryce "Lady Gaga" Harper. Harper's agent is Scott Boras, so you can imagine how sticky negotiations are becoming as we're quickly approaching the deadline for 2010 Amateur Draft-Picks to sign with their respective teams. If Harper fails to sign with the Nats, then he'll have to wait until next June to be drafted again. What's this prick waiting for? Does Boras have something to do with this holdout? Of course, but that's still no excuse. Harper sped up his entire schooling process in order to be draft-eligible this year, and that's why I expect this fuckin jerkoff to pull his head out of his tush before the clock strikes midnight.
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