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Tuesday, August 31, 2010

COLLEGE FOOTBALL PREVIEW #17


Florida State Seminoles

Prediction- The tribe and Chief Osceola are going to be resurgent under their new HC and longtime Bowden offensive guru Jimbo Fisher. Look for the Noles' to play like the girls at their school act, fast and very loose. The offense will be commanded by perennial douchebag Christian Ponder and of course they will have 5-10 WR's capable of breaking the big one. Big question for them has to be schedule, a trip to Blacksburg plus out of conference games vs. Oklahoma, BYU, and the Gators means a nine win season would be terrific.

Best Player and Biggest Twat- QB Christian Ponder

Best Game- Florida, November 27th

First Game- Samford at home this Saturday... Just imagine all of the freshman trim in Tallahassee getting ready for their first Football Saturday Slutscapade... Makes Tommy wanty.

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