"Piranha 3D" Movie Review!

You can put it on the boarddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd....YES! What a fuckin flick!!! I was blown away by "Piranha 3D" last night! I'll tell ya, this film hit the nail on the fuckin head! The girls, music, setting, piranhas, dialogue, and storyline were all tremendous. The movie makes you want to go on Spring Break, and just get fuckin nuts! Don't take a fuckin Viagra before you strut into the theatre! Trust me! However, I must be fair, I can't be a jagoff, right? My only complaint was the length of the movie, because it was too fuckin short. I guess that's why I'm gonna have to give it 2.5 Pricks Up. This means I kinda have my kickstand halfway, but I kinda don't. I'm basically caught on the sidewalk, if you know what I mean. I'm riding my tricycle, but not at full speed. It reminds me of a time way back when, I'm pretty sure I was ten years old, and just a tall glass of Juicy Juice. I had just learned how to ride a bike without training wheels (took me awhile), and I had an unfortunate accident. I was riding along on this sidewalk, and there was a sign in the middle of it, so of course I couldn't decide which way I wanted to attack it. What did I do? I drove right into it, and scraped my knee pretty bad. Luckily this was near a stop sign, so there were a few cars lined up to see it! What a LOSER! That's neither here, nor there though, this is about "Piranha 3D." I highly recommend everyone go see it! Just thinking about it is giving me a hard-on! Hey! Who slipped a fuckin Cialis in my cereal!?!?! Look, ma, no hands!!!